Hey don’t get me wrong, I like combining things. Ice cream and coffee. Coffee and whiskey. Whiskey and ice cream. Guiness and ice cream. Guiness and whiskey. Macaroni and cheese. Macaroni and cheese and tobasco sauce. Macaroni and cheese and chili. Peanut butter and jelly, man me and PB and J go way back. Peanut butter and chocolate ice cream is great too. See – me? I like combining things.

But some things should not be combined. Peanut butter and jelly? Great. Ketchup and jelly? Vomitous. Mac and cheese and chocolate ice cream. is also a combination the thought of which makes me want to throw up.

Likewise: what the fuck? Puke, that’s all there is to it. Ketchup and ice cream.

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