Sheer fucking will. Against the weight of evidence and disposition I am possessed of a positive attitude and enthusiasm. I will it so! Begone dark clouds – having torn from your grasp your silver linings I now banish you from my presence! Hello glass half-full, fragrant and delicious. Good day to you, tasks to which I commit willingly and unreservedly, you enhance my life so.

I am a model of equanimity and poise.